My Life, A Catch 22

I'm always wrong, never right. I can never win. I try something one way and get reprimanded. I try the opposite and get shunned. I am a bad word, its the worst thing ever. I try to be nice, it is forgotten immediately. I'm confused.

Sometimes I just feel like crying. But then again, that's wrong, too.

I'm going to take a nap. I can't do anything wrong while I'm asleep. Or can I?